the wanting comes in waves
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livinglovinoloca: fr3aksh0ww: NO.YOU’RE WRONG.DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE. No, it wants you to spell the right way THE AMERICAN WAY

livinglovinoloca:

fr3aksh0ww:

NO.
YOU’RE WRONG.
DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.

No, it wants you to spell the right way

THE AMERICAN WAY

(Source: hyannah)

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hey i just met you

and this shit cray

what she order?

fish filet

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Me: I just feel like we are made for eachother. You just get me. You make me feel complete. I don't know what I would do without you. I can just be myself around you. When I'm with you everything feels better, like the world finally makes sense! I love you.
The Internet: .......here is a picture of a bear riding a scooter
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In other news…

Congress is still searching for a solution to virtually any real problem.

Update: All possible solutions have been ignored or rejected. Everyone seemingly important to this process still got paid alot of money though, don’t worry.

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Politically correct seasons greetings:

Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays!

It is Winter.

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Mom: Come down and tell me how your day was!
Me: I'm busy.
Mom: I got food.
Me: Be right there!
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